Here's what would happen if Seinfeld joined Oppo

"JayZAyEighty thinks C4+3=C7" (jayzayeighty) 01/20/2014 at 17:27 • Filed to: None

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-Jerry Seinfeld gains authorship
-Every assdouche from the internet gains authorship

It's like Festivus for EVERYBODY. No—Festivus is for the rest of us, and should remain that way.

Brian, The Life of > JayZAyEighty thinks C4+3=C7 01/20/2014 at 17:29

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Every assdouche from the Internet would need to get past me and my friends first

>:)

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > JayZAyEighty thinks C4+3=C7 01/20/2014 at 17:31

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Yeah, probably. But wouldn't it be sweet if he jumps back on to comment on Jalopnik every once in a while?

ihm96 > JayZAyEighty thinks C4+3=C7 01/20/2014 at 17:57

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Not if he joined under an alias and told no one...

Tom McParland > JayZAyEighty thinks C4+3=C7 01/20/2014 at 17:58

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Jerry is an author now. Whether or not he will stop by is unlikely, but I did invite him.

JayZAyEighty thinks C4+3=C7 > ihm96 01/20/2014 at 18:00

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True, but then the mystique is gone.

Luc - The Acadian Oppo > JayZAyEighty thinks C4+3=C7 01/20/2014 at 18:03

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I'm am certainly not an Assdouche. I'm an avid hot wheels collector and I would like Authorship very much.

here have a Ford XR4Ti

JayZAyEighty thinks C4+3=C7 > Tom McParland 01/20/2014 at 18:04

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Great! It would be awesome all the same. It's just that the FP would probably read: Jerry Seinfeld joins Jalopnik forum Opposite Lock. Sign up for authorship here. Still, Jerry Seinfeld... whoa.

Tom McParland > JayZAyEighty thinks C4+3=C7 01/20/2014 at 18:10

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They would still have to get past the mods...it is not as simple as getting a Kinja account. Even still I don't think we have to worry, Jerry is a busy guy.

JayZAyEighty thinks C4+3=C7 > Luc - The Acadian Oppo 01/20/2014 at 18:11

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It would be great to have you aboard! I will take your word on the assdouche part, haha.

Just ask for authorship privileges here . Nobody (name of the mod) usually grants requests promptly. That is an awesome Hot Wheel. I never even knew they had an XR4Ti! Pretty unique, esp. considering it has opening doors. We have plenty of Hot Wheels collectors on here, and even a trading program (if it's still going, that is). Hope you are able to start posting soon!

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JayZAyEighty thinks C4+3=C7 > Tom McParland 01/20/2014 at 18:13

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True. And don't get me wrong, I would be ecstatic to have Jerry on here. It's just that an explosion of new accounts as a result of our fame could detract from the community. As if having me on here wasn't enough of a risk :)

Dusty Ventures > Luc - The Acadian Oppo 01/20/2014 at 18:16

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You are now an author. Because Xratty

Dusty Ventures > JayZAyEighty thinks C4+3=C7 01/20/2014 at 18:19

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That's why each mod carries one of these:

Luc - The Acadian Oppo > Dusty Ventures 01/20/2014 at 18:22

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Thanks Guys Much Appreciated!

I will be posting up my recent Hotwheels finds shortly.

JayZAyEighty thinks C4+3=C7 > Dusty Ventures 01/20/2014 at 18:29

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Haha yep. I was once on the brink of such pyrotechnics when I stirred some shit into the Hardibro/VS storm. Scary stuff, they use.

Victorious Secret > Brian, The Life of 01/20/2014 at 18:47

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I told you, those people aren't real. Take your pills and join us in reality.